Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my son told me he liked a girl, so I asked if they were friends. He said no, he's never spoken to her, but he watches her in class and follows her around. When I told him that was fucking creepy, my wife yelled at me. My kid is a stalker and my wife thinks it's cute. God help me. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
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Lucia_Malpense 14
She's six, she'll get over it.
iRoc46n2 4
Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.
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Comments (99)
radke1017 5
How does op deserve it?!
tylerwc111 13
She is kind of making a big deal out of something that she really doesn't need to worry about.
missalkali 8
that doesn't make her deserve it, that makes her a little whiny.
Zdoggg 4
Why is this a Fml... She is 6 not 16. What are you actually worried about?
brackaman 18
Well at least now you know you gotta keep on your toes. You have some harsh competition there OP.
Kiki242 19
Just a childish infatuation.
FMLKitten 15
6 year olds! Their undeniable cuteness might break up your guys' relationship! You have serious competition, OP!
br0ccoli 15
I think YOUR undeniable cuteness is stealing the attention of this FML community...ok, well, just mine. So fluffy. Makes my heart melt.
FMLKitten 15
You can pet me if you want! I promise I won't bite! But, you know, I might scratch...
EternalHatred 3
Uh oh! Looks like you have some competition! ;D
Fmlsea 28
It's the next chucky , for your sake I hope she gets over him if not I would greatly suggest that you watch your back.
DustyStorm 16
Agreed! Rather creepy....
Sammislife 5
I think it's so adorable she has a crush even if it is your boyfriend.
rayquaza5000 4
It's been nice knowing you, OP.
carminecris89 13
She sounds creepy and desperate already. She'll be monstrous as a teen. You should tell her mother about this. She shouldn't be desperate after men that little. Sorry op, that sucks...but definitely tell her mom.
DracoSpirita 21
She's a little kid, not a raging hormonal **** of a teenager. She'll forget about the crush soon enough.
carminecris89 13
33 Its odd behavior. I don't remember following or leering around men when I was little, and I didn't see any other girls that did either. Just because she's little doesn't mean it should be accepted.
MistressCaitlyn 7
38 - It's fairly common for girls that age to have crushes on boys. My six-year-old told me almost 2 years ago that she wanted to fall in love with one of the boys in her class, and she's still crushing on him. It's pretty cute to see, because (as 33 said) its not hormonally driven. She just thinks he's "so handsome with his two missing teeth" (her words!). :)
alshygirl 14
When I was six I thought my uncle was the most handsome man alive and I turned out just fine. She's a little kid and it's just a crush
KiddNYC1O 22
She 6, dweeb.