Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my son told me he liked a girl, so I asked if they were friends. He said no, he's never spoken to her, but he watches her in class and follows her around. When I told him that was fucking creepy, my wife yelled at me. My kid is a stalker and my wife thinks it's cute. God help me. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
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Lucia_Malpense 14
She's six, she'll get over it.
iRoc46n2 4
Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.
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Comments (99)
lilpsyco 16
At least she's 6 not 16 now that would be a real problem
BriTisHBirD 11
Reverse pedophila!
Onyx3288 22
That's so cute
Thekbking 11
the girls gonna grow up to be a home wrecker. someone best knock some sense into her so she grows up to be a good ethical woman that any guy would be jealous to have
fantasyworld 39
She'll eventually outgrow her crush.
Chelse1403 18
That's cute. But you should let your boyfriend and possibly the little girl's mother know.
JudgeComrade 17
Things getting pretty heated in Tabasco, Mexico.
shannon2348 14
And what? You're worried she'll take him away from you? ydi
randybryant799 21
She's 6. I'm not really sure why you're worried about this.