Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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Top comments
darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
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Comments (76)
Miss_Mar 0
Well, who knows ? Maybe you two will fall madly in love & live happily ever after, ya know ?
milgalo 0
Get married, and then get cheated on, right? :]
Kristoffer 35
That sucks. At least he was honest sooner than most cheaters would be (most wouldn't fess up unless caught) - not that that makes it right.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
I'm kinda confused
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Oooohhhh I get it lol yea seriously do not be the bitch that everyone hears about that pulls a relationship apart. Would you like to get cheated on?? Either cut things off now or let him understand it ends here unless he legally turns single now. Or you're a bitch ass *****.
MIKENYC 0
Nothing wrong there. Give the ass up!
hedleyfreak 0
ouch.. this kinda happened to me.. but it wasnt on the first date.. it was after sex.. oh and trust me.. i told his wife.
delly_fml 0
LOL that's actually funny!
wellchit 0
so.... what if he just said that so he didn't have to see her anymore, maybe she was a bad date or maybe it was the only thing he could think of so she wouldn't try to contact him anymore.
englandrulz 0
Oh MY God!! That's....weird. Disspointing too. But I also agree with #48. That could be true. But if he really was married, WOW. That's all that I can say
lord66610 0
now this needs to be more clear is it your husband and this was your "First Date" or you were cheating if it was you and your husbands yes FYLR but if not well you were an idiot
bartoron 0
This woman went on a first date with a man. At the very end of the date, the man confessed that he is already married.