Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
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Comments (76)
HappyAznKid96 0
WTF
Jimboom 12
Sooo.. Did you kiss him anyway? I mean the guy was straight up with you, the least you could do is give him a tug.
ilikeboys 0
i'm w/ #11 (wtfxckmate) on this one...maybe he didn't think it was a date and after awhile had the feeling you did, so of course he had to tell you he was married. if he really was a cheat he wouldn't've said anything.
quinnteh 0
If he didn't think it was a date, why was there a kiss?
ilikeboys 0
it didn't say they kissed, it was the time the end of the date kiss would normally happen if it were a date. the fml doesn't say whether or not they actually kissed
stlcards220 4
Dumbass, it sez, and i quote "After the 'end of the date kiss' came 'I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married'"
ilikeboys 0
#26 read 23 fag
MARIOHGALACKSIE 0
#61 , I don't see anything wrong with what #23 said. You're the one who didn't reply your comment to what those people were saying. Quit being an ass.
scorpioserpent 1
haha Hope you told the wife. She deserves to know.
Shyman4ever 0
Tell his wife. She didn't deserve this.
extrahoang 0
did you slap that hoe?
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for dating an asshole
Lounia_fml 8
Oh, so I suppose the guy that she dated had a sticker on his forehead that said "I'm An Asshole"?? Holy snap at least come up with a reason that makes sense to click YDI. I doubt he did have a sticker though.
lesp 6
Did he pay? You got a meal/movie/whatever for the price of a kiss. Not a bad return. But yeah, what a jerk. FYL indeed.
ilikeboys 0
meh, i read it again and maybe you guys are right and it happened after the kiss. well in that case, FYL
AshleyRose784 0
what a creep