Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
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Comments (76)
Kate5587 0
At least your date told you he was married. I dated an "amazing" guy for three months before finding out he was married after I found him on facebook. (You wonder how anyone would leave that stuff public, especially if they're cheating on their wife.) I was going to write his wife a letter, but this guy's latest facebook picture is now a baby sonogram...
rosiebabyy36 0
wow, that's really.. terrible.
FreeLevi 0
LOLOLOL That's the best
chelle_starlight 0
I have a feeling that the date was not so "excellent" if he actually said that...
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
YDI.You shouldn't cheat.*tisk*tisk*
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahahahahah this made me laugh :D
ariel_xx_aos 0
yeah how would you know who his wife is.. what a stupid thing to coment. but naw that sucks for you, but you can do better. there are so many dikheads in the world.. but you have to go through a few to find the right one :)
gigilvrs6 0
What a bastard.FYL
strikerman9 0
Atleast it was after the kiss on the first date and not on the couch the morning after hooking up after having been dating for 3 months
KRiddle 15
Cut 'em up!
worldclassrager 41
Seriously?