Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
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Comments (76)
LordOfTheHobos 0
I agree with #25
dfarrey 0
#25 "I agree with #25" Pime taradox! 0.o.O.0.0.o
Tubasaurus 0
Did someone divide by zero?
dfarrey 0
Because she is. Didn't you notice the new feature that tells you more about the poster?
Phillay632 0
YDI for trying to be a home wrecker.
perstephane 4
If she didn't know until after the date, how is she "trying to be a home wrecker"? First dates are where you find out about a person. Unless she stalked him beforehand, or they knew each other for a long time, there's no way she could have known. It's entirely his fault for being MARRIED and asking out another woman.
kira1kira 0
sounds like fun....? wait what?
isabella91 0
fyl and f the wifes life even more.
plexico 4
And that's a problem because. . .? A lot of married men date because they don't get enough at home. In general, men have a much higher sex drive than woman, so monogamy ends up meaning a lot less sex that the man wants. If you like him so much and can handle sharing him, keep going out with him. There are advantages: 1. You'll have a lot more free time to do what you want rather than putting up with a lot of tedious, mundane crap from a full-time boyfriend. 2. The wife does the laundry and the housekeeping and the cooking. You get the fun part. 3. He's not likely to become a stalker if you dump him, after all, he's got a "hollaback girl" at home! Go for it!
Lia_Mackenzie 4
#36, you're either a boy, a cheater, an idiot, or have a bad habit of trying to make excuses for other people. This is a problem because adultery is immoral. Duh. The fact that this guy is married and dating (provided it's true) means that he is an asshole. Clearly the OP wasn't looking for random play, seeing as she's upset by this, and that's all she'd be getting from this guy. Not everyone just wants the "fun" part. =P
thabeast 0
alright im gonna say adultery is immoral, evil, a sin, and blah blah blah but this never would have happened if the spouse was "spicing up" the relationship and had been a good wife in general thats the problem about 99% of the time there is that 1% that are evil heartless cheating sinful lunatics but thats 1% this happens with both genders and spouses OK? ; )
TheUnthinkable 0
#53... where did you get that statistic from? please verify your sources before you post percentages
annamg 0
I disagree completely. You can be the best spouse possible, but your partner might just cheat because they feel like it. It's not always the spouse's fault - and even if it is, you should work on your problems instead of using that time and effort to cheat. It's cowardly, selfish, and pathetic.
xHaniffax 0
Plexico, you disgust me.
plexico 4
Don't criticize me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.
I_am_stupid_also 6
I'll let you criticize me after just 100 yards!
Lounia_fml 8
Yeah, that way we're a mile away from you AND we have your shoes -.-
meta_knight_486 5
Tell him that adultery is a sin.
DarthJeff 0
*shrug* Did you get laid?
adamdrinkslots 0
haha, i saw one like this on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site. He said "liz, i just want to tell you, after we ****** and i told you i'd love you forever, i went home and did the same to my wife."
vicv666 0
why everyone says "tell his wife"? just dump him and never call him Back. shit happens.