Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
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Comments (76)
Avenging_Angel 0
After that, you should have looked at him calmly, and said "I suppose this is the time when I beat the shit out of you." or maybe a slap to the face would suffice
MmmHotWaffles 0
someone call Joey Grecko from Cheaters
greenltrn2003 0
ha
xOblivion 0
he should have said this while coming to pick you up. you don't give people false hope like that !
Mc09toofine 0
Wow that really sucks!!! but you're lucky that it was just a first date.. I'm sorry that happened to you though that guy's gonna get back what's coming to him.. don't worry about it.
hahaha12 0
HAHA i did this once were i teased a guy than when he came over i said i had a boyfreind hahaha i know how it feels cauz he got pissed
esines 9
Wow you're a bitch *****
lnf9ohfour 0
you're old enough to date a married guy ? it was your FIRST date ? .. thats more of an FML than this, no im joking, it isnt :P but still FYL.
caticaticati 3
First date with that guy. Not first date ever.
chapmmel 0
:O Wow ! THATS GROSS AND MEAN... right Laura?
DarthJeff 0
Tell his wife? What gives you the right? Pump and dump. Good thing dumb girls are plentiful.
mcsnelly 5
What gives the husband the right to cheat on his wife? If he thinks he can cheat, then the OP (or absolutely anyone else who knows that the husband is cheating) has the right to tell the wife, and she DEFINITELY has the right to know!
fmelanieslife 0
Why does everyone assume the husband is cheating? Maybe he was still married to his wife because divorce is a tedious process. That doesn't mean they're still "together."
Lifelooser_fml 0
You should have just hit him.