Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
Ah, whatever happened to "I'll shut the hell up and do my job" (⌒-⌒; ) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ
kevinnicki4life 9
That sucks OP. Some people truly need a filter.
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Comments (179)
oh_lordy_me 18
What a bitch...
Lilsbills 15
Well someone needs to learn to keep her mouth shut. I really hate it when people make comments like that and don't even know me.
pnutbutternjelly 15
As messed up as that is, how many people will ever be a size zero besides maybe for a brief period when they're eleven. I'm pretty tiny myself and I'm super thin and due to having hips, I'll never again be a size zero. nothing wrong with that. whatever size you are, rock it.
tj4234 36
if it was a guy you shoulda said 'well... you're never going to get laid are you?''
uniqueprume 4
U should of said well would u where socks if you had no feet? And if she said now then say then why do u seem to be wearing a bra and if she was wearing a tight shirt then say at least I don't wear shirts where my belly Bulges out
charvisioku 22
Despite the terrible spelling and punctuation, I have to admit I laughed at the bra insult. She'd need a burn heal for that one.
5t3ff1k4h 47
120 - Nice reference ;)
uniqueprume 4
Preach sister!
Marblecakelolz 11
She should just shut up and do her job. Not everybody buys clothes *just* for themselves.
klorehore 24
so is she if she thinks they'll let her keep her job with that attitude.
noobsatin 19
Hahaha. its funny cuz your fat.
doodlecloud 27
Yeah, because size 2+ is definitely obese.
Roxannee_fml 10
That's freaked rude. Your sure you weren't the dumbass cashier who served her?
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm a size 2. My hips are larger than my upper half; I'm a "pear shape". Depending on the style I may be able to fit into a 0, but most of the time I do not. Does this make me fat? No. Go **** yourself. Marilyn Monroe was something comparable to a size 6 today... SHE was by no means fat.
simsgirlgem 25
My sister read this over my shoulder and she says people need chips in their heads that when they say something they shouldn't they get eletricuted