Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
Ah, whatever happened to "I'll shut the hell up and do my job" (⌒-⌒; ) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ
kevinnicki4life 9
That sucks OP. Some people truly need a filter.
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Comments (179)
karlcolt45 19
still a cashier? well you've pretty much given up on your dreams huh?
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"Well you're pretty ******* snooty, aren't you?"
AnyaS 19
Snooty is putting it kindly.
maigan332 14
Wow, none of her damn business!
perdix 31
Look her in the eye and say, "They're not for me, they are for tomorrow night's dinner!" And then make Hannibal Lecter sounds.
marcranger 29
Why would you want a size zero for dinner? Too stringy!
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They're going to be donated to a poor African boy named "Nunya Business."
marcranger 29
In that case, Noor, I hope there are some generously sized breasts to make up for it!
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Perdix - Pussy-Eating-Rebellious-Dangerous-Intelligent... um, Xanax? :(
perdix 31
#37, not if you cram them into a Crock-Pot and slow cook them. You're going to need to learn a few things before you become a fine, young cannibal.
perdix 31
#48, Xeriscaping. I like a high desert motif.
Meettitan 14
Who cares about how skinny somone is; the cheeks are the best part anyways.
perdix 31
#59, which ones?
jessherself13 21
I work at a customer service counter, and I will never understand why cashiers make comments like this. It's bad for business and will probably result in losing their job. FYL OP, complain to the manager.
chanellgymnast 17
That cashier is a bitch. Whip her with the pants.
ninaskyez 12
What An A- hole!
interesting33 37
That is rude - and doesn't mean anything you should take note off - size 0 is unrealistic for most people I have heard.
monnanon 14
and tesco and asda. they sometimes dont work but at leaat you dont get rude comments on your purchases
keverdeen 14
Hahaha this is always why I feel awkward buying clothes for my friends too, like the cashier is judging me
Xotoolyxo 16
You shouldn't worry about what other people say or think. It's your life, you can buy whatever you want.