Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Top comments
noobsatin 19
that's a bad choice in deodorant.
misspulkadot24 17
Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.
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Comments (139)
SuperFail55 10
I should stop reading this website while eating.
swampbaby985 30
Gross. Poor hygiene is never acceptable.
smithv171 17
eeew! deodorant will help that.. haaha
jimmywithsalt 19
Ewwwww YDI. However, if you happened to be recently showered and deodorized and you STILL smelled that way.. Maybe you ought to see a doctor?
happyfingers 15
... How...? Ew. When was the last time you showered? Cuz that's just gross. Invest in some good deodorant. :P
daqueenofgreen 3
only in america would your pits smell like mcnuggets.. lol ;)
metalcrazed 21
Except no one here smells like that ever.
daqueenofgreen 3
hahaha i know im canadian, just an innocent joke. people always joke about americans and their fast food. but really why the **** would they smell like nuggets!?
buckdharma 38
Does your boyfriend like McMuffin?
raininginseattle 9
Everyone knows best smell for your armpit is bacon.
JonDG 12
SHOWER DUMBASS OP
SWC_Penguin 17
I love an FML that manages to pack 100% if the surprise into the very last word.