Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
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Top comments
indielove 13
Just how realistic are his toy mice that you didn't realize that it was a real mouse.
falloutboy97 16
That wasn't very mice. :(
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Comments (66)
SnowWitney 17
He aided in the murder of Remy. Better get out of town Op before Alfredo comes after you.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Apparently the game of catch has real world applications for your furry friend.
patrickalamo 48
Good kitty kitty
SoylentCandycorn 10
My cats tore a mouse apart and scattered its entrails all over a downstairs hall. Guess who had to clean it up.
skullofdarkness 18
The cat! Duh! Who else?
littlemissjayy 8
I don't know what to say except that you recover from this
JAMSM 6
Half dead? As in dying, or as in shrodinger's mouse?
bcoop45 2
Omg clean your house
ShyAnn29 15
Mice don't just live in dirty houses
junar 9
eewwwww! arrghhhhh! lol
johnny_derp 3
poor mouse. f his life.
yeti37 16
Lifelike and lifeless Last breath for entertainment Mini is widowed