Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
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Top comments
indielove 13
Just how realistic are his toy mice that you didn't realize that it was a real mouse.
falloutboy97 16
That wasn't very mice. :(
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Comments (66)
heyheywaddup 7
Ew and u touched it?!??
iOceanus 18
I hope that was rhetorical, for your sake.
hollenbackam 12
Not really. F the mouse's life as well.
DarthVader77 9
I would like to bortow your cat: have mice problem. :)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Half dead Mouse: There's a dead mouse over there. Op: *leaves* Half dead Mouse: WAIT!!! ...you gonna eat that dead mouse? (yay family guy!)
PipingMouse 14
Wait...what? Sorry didn't catch the reference in that one. Lets try again tomorrow!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Ain't nobody got time fo Dat! I'm lazy :/
laurenlovesjb 20
Your cat plays fetch? Sounds more like a dog... Haha:) But seriously OP that's gross:/
FalconSam1414 19
I have a cat that can sit on command, cats are cool like that. Trust me, I have two cats AND two dogs.
poetrywriter12 6
Sarcasm maybe?
duckiegirl21 10
I only voted YDI because you didn't realize it was real the first time you picked it up. Sorry, OP.
chellyX92 8
Some higher end toys look and feel real. My cat has one now that occasionally scares my mom because if how real it looks.
duckiegirl21 10
There's an easy solution for that: don't buy realistic looking/feeling toy mice. It'll probably save you a few bucks too. My cats don't are as long as they have nip.
ahhdammnnitt 2
Aaand wash your hands! Lol
winkydog4056 16
Mouse stew for dinner?
writergirl23 19
Just me, but does anyone else find a cat who plays fetch funny?