Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I managed to wash my phone with my laundry. I didn’t realize it was in my jeans until I heard a thudding noise. After rescuing it from the depths of soggy clothes, I tried the rice trick to dry it out. A few hours later, my cat thought it was a new litter tray and promptly pissed in the rice, then spread it all over the counter. FML
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jaynedoe 0
this makes no sense. how did you not notice the smell immediately? cat pee is a very distinct, terrible smell.
lenasaur 0
Well that ******* sucks. Just wash em again though! And next time put your clean clothes away right away ;)
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Comments (60)
FerrariCake 2
Well, at least there's nothing wrong with the dryer. Get rid of the cat, keep the dryer. Problem solved.
Intoxicunt 6
LOL, yeah, I meant the cat pissed on my clothes. I have a super weak sense of smell, so I didn't notice it until I picked them up and saw the stains. =/
Haalleeyy 0
That's effing disgusting. :D Right on.
shananigans 0
Why are your clothes still in your laundry basket after two days? Put them away properly next time.
dallizzle 0
FAKE. You'd smell it.
thesunshotme 0
How'd you not smell it? The smell of cat piss can reach yards.
live_and_learn 0
lol
PiePants 0
Do you not have a nose??
blahder 0
well.. step one. wash clothes step two. PUT CLOTHES AWAY. If you don't have them laying around nothing can pee on them unless they are... really tall or awkwardly positioned.. YDI
tagedawg 0
WIN