Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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DogsPaw 16
She should have called. =P
The_Troller 14
Why Must People Type Like This? I Always Read Each Word Like It's The Start Of A New Sentence. Does Anyone Else Do That?
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Comments (124)
florido_fml 10
If you didn't leave a good tip you could forget about that call
Snafuusmc 12
You made a mistake don't worry about that but hey maybe she'll call you??(^o^)? ??????????
mk58 31
What's with the face?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
**** Face
Snafuusmc 12
MFor some reason this site doesn't pick up my language and symbols that's why their question marks but....that face is like a whoo hoo or hooray.
ayyemmcee 1
She may not call you.....
tomtato 10
Lol, hope you didn't try to hug her.
CanadianPenguin 0
34- Well that's good to hear that you are that confident in yourself to do that, but some people are not, and just because they are not does not mean that you have to poke at them for it. It's their way of doing things,I'm sure they don't want your comment on how they "Should properly hand out their number"
Kaito_Hacker 6
Can't say i didn't look for 34's comment after seeing yours
CanadianPenguin 0
Oh awesome finally figured out how to reply, stupid iPod, well did you find it at least?
Kaito_Hacker 6
yup, after go through all the comments again
CanadianPenguin 0
Bahaha sorry bout that, but yeah. I dont know some people dont like the way some people do things because they themselves do it a different way, it seems petty to me.
CanadianPenguin 0
Hmm.. Today I posted a comment in the wrong place.. Fml?
ClosetTroll 10
Oh so that's how your girlfriend knew you gave her your number.
qtip2245 0
She could have asked you that because she didn't get your name?
Kaito_Hacker 6
or didn't get enough tips from you
Stardew 19
Your name is on the receipt and on the card. Why would she be chasing him to get his signature so she can 'add it to her phone'? That's dumb. She'd already have his name, regardless of whether or not she had his signature.
brandon3747 16
Serves you right for being a chicken
KiddNYC1O 22
He probably had chicken.