Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Maybe you should take it as a sign that you're meant to be?
katelyns 0
That's unfortunate, but a little bit cute!
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slatertheblob 0
You'd better hope he hasn't kissed anyone since, you know, because they might have had herpes and so now he'd have herpes. And trust me you dont want herpes.
heyyou1203 0
at least you're a good actress since you've gotten at least 2 leads in plays? at least, i'm assuming that leads are the ones who get kissing scenes. However, while I do feel for the OP, does anyone else feel like this is the millionth "Today i realized i haven't been kissed/screwed/on a date/felt pretty, etc, in 5 years!" FML on the site? I'm sorry you can't find love, but newsflash, lots of ppl can't.
sun_babe 0
SO WHAT?!
hakkai999 0
#23 its like fate. Dont be jealous. Wow you must be fated? LOL
deadlydairyfarme 0
Haha, you think that's bad? I've never hugged a girl in my entire life.
HellShallFall 0
I'm 13 and have hugged and kissed a girl. Get out more
rey619 0
wow im sorry but you have officailly failed at life
jannas 0
Awww. Definitely cute. Oh and LOL #25 =)
F_Y_Comments 0
Maybe you should move beyond the drama production scene, I hear bandcamp is still pretty filthy?
CryingHowls 0
OP, there's two ways to think of it - 1) at least you're getting some. better than nothing! or 2) teachers think your gorgeous and want to see you kiss! :D
JFox 8
I think #21 is telling us he has herpies. #29: #1 said "first" OP: Not a FML. You'll find someone. Listen to #14.