Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Maybe you should take it as a sign that you're meant to be?
katelyns 0
That's unfortunate, but a little bit cute!
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hawkloverr 0
if you're getting romantic roles in plays..you must be somewhat pretty, at least decently..so whats your deal?
Mellifluous 0
I'm sure something will come up for you in the near future--especially if you continue doing theatre! There are some amazing, unique guys in theatre that you won't find anywhere else, but just choose carefully...trust me. Stage kisses are the best, so enjoy them! (I'm curious to know what play you were doing and what role you had...and if he was a good kisser! Haha!)
cheesefest 0
#31 - And I'm really sorry to be quoting the Kvlt of Scientology, but something /can/ be done about it. Being proactive, believing in yourself, caring about others, whatever. Not to suggest you're not doing any of those, but if something like that's lacking, it could be a place to start. Nor am I am expert, but what the hell.
ziqi92 0
i'm so sorry, but i thought stage kisses were the sweetest! especially if ur playing romeo and juliet!
pjunior89 0
yea for real, no one cares if you can't get a significant other.. this is not an FML more like get a life.
deadlydairyfarme 0
#40. I have arms and a mother. I was talking about unrelated people. And just out of curiousity, how could I have typed that message if I didn't have any arms? Just wondering what your logic was.
Kcired 0
unfortunatly i have the same problem, i've only ever kiss 2 girls in my life and they were both for a play :(... im 19, FML
omigod 0
damn, high school musical all over again. LOL
heatherrrx 0
Well, depending on how old you are, this isn't so bad. Could be a lot worse at least. Don't worry about it, your time will come. :P
wallythedolly 0
#46 your inability to detect sarcasm is probably related to the reason why no girl wants to hug you.