Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Top comments
imbatman_fml 0
Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.
FYLDeep 26
How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.
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Comments (183)
Arisakentaro 0
hah did u also fake a headache when you got bored?
wowmomurcool 0
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dugumit 0
well now you know what a lousy lay you are when you don't fake.
onnielief 4
Why would you ever fake it? You'll only fool yourself in the end, but hey, at least yourguy's happy.
iangoodall311278 0
fyl for faking! ydi
rockstatic 0
I don't understand why this is an FML. You tried to do something, and you succeeded. I make it clear to the chicks I sleep with that I don't ever want them to fake it; if they feel the need to do that they should tell me and we'll figure out a way to do it that we both enjoy. Maturity FTW.
Angeledice 0
''I decided to fake it...'' YDI! I bet you're one of those girls that lay there on their backs and just wiggle along. Why not take the lead yourself? You know what you like best and men love it when you take the initiative. And every once in a while they just need to be ravaged = perfect opportunity to get to know everything about what makes you sizzle.
1030love 10
BAD MOVE!!!! faking it just makes the guy think he knows how to get you off, and you'll be stuck with the same, awful sex for the rest of your life. you need to lock yourself in your room, "explore yourself" and figure out what really gets you off, and then share that info with your boyfriend.
maddie1 0
well if i LOVE someone u dont give him head u do it the old fashioned way not that **** type stuff
boomboom22 0
he uses sports metaphors for sex? LOL.