Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Top comments
imbatman_fml 0
Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.
FYLDeep 26
How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.
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Comments (183)
etherealshadows 1
You're complaining to the world because you're a ******* liar? Are you serious?
silviam 7
u stupid girl why would u fake that. that's so ****** up. I hate when I read shit like this. hope he cheats on u for faking.
lalasha 0
have a talk with him don't tell him you fake it turns out it is just as emotionally stressful as cheating so just tell him this is what I need you to do to get me there more consistantly and go from there
XYZzzzzzzz 0
you are a great actor
Cazly_420 0
Suck shit. Now you have to live with half ass sex because YOU are too lazy to open your mouth and ask for something.
Jay_JWLH 0
This is exactly one of the reasons why women shouldn't be stupid enough to fake their own ******. It can only lead to the guy feeling betrayed when he finally figures it out.
TehLolcat 0
How FML?..
Necrophobritt 0
Lmao @#7
rushgirl 6
Love the user name
allyrally 1
HA! Same thing happened to me and my boyfriend. He still refers to it as our best time and I feel bad because I faked the whole thing. I wasn't into it at all.
The_9th_Doctor 18
you're a terrible person