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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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And HE dumped you?

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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@mercyFML: It has been proven that with time, male humor actually gets less sophisticated and more crude. I'm sorry.

GOOD. why would you want to be with someone that doesn't shower?

what a Nasty ************

spartanLOVE 0

WIN at least yu don't have to deal with the way he smells before his monthly shower....

his junk must smell nasty *puke*

Why are you even seeing someone who only showers once a month ?

did you wait multiple months to truly assess how long in between? did you not stop hanging out with him by day three? how did this go on for so long?

brieanna101 0

YDI. who goes out with a guy who doesn't shower? is there something wrong in your head?! are you dense?!

The monthly shower is a very important part of one's routine.... ( If that's what you're into... )

her songs are bamf so it's k