dumped
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fair enough
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml 0
And HE dumped you?
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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julie3841 11
how's that an fml? you should be happy you can find a new boyfriend who prefers cleanliness..I mean isn't one of the best things about boyfriends when you hug them and they smell so good? I still love the way my husband smells.
paprikacha 9
I'm not exactly sure this is a loss, OP. Trust me, you don't want to date Pig-pen.
jgill87 0
Why would u even go out with a guy who showers once a month.
braeleigh_king 0
this shouldnt really be an fml because I would think that you'd be happy you're not dating a boy who only showers once a month any longer. ..right? because that's ******* gross.
cookies_55 0
Haha ,, Actually You Suck .. Why Would Date A Guy Who Showers Only Once A Month.? You Deserve It .. Like Totally :)
jfarrow9703 11
That is ******* sick, y would you be with anyone like that in the first place???
oneforme 0
you should have sex with him one last time. ask him to lick your butthole for pleasure. as he does take a small poop into his mouth for good measure!
gregsdaman 0
#78 wins!!!!
AnneOminous 0
Um your life has been SIGNIFICANTLY improved by this break up. Trust me.
jonathangt20 0
that's gross y do u care u lost him
peoplehater 0
And you were with someone that gross? Why? You should have had some self-respect and dumped them earlier...