dumped
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fair enough
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml 0
And HE dumped you?
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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Pfrmbrzl 0
if I knew my bf hadn't showered in 2 days i'd be so grossed out, let alone a month! I'm sorry but YDI for staying with a dirty-ass bf like yours..
blastvortex 4
I suppose he's the sort of guy who'll turn his underwear inside-out to extend the wear time by a week, huh? That's what happens when you date a slob.
tbe99 2
You weren't happy with him anyway. Then he dumped you. And now you're sad. Um. Okay.
perdix 31
Love Stinks.
astro_plastic 0
ba dum CHH (and thanks for getting that Swiffer commercial tune stuck in my head. LOVE STINKS! YEAH YEAHH.)
perdix 31
Good catch, astro! I can fix that problem, but the cure may be worse than the disease. If having the J. Giels Band haunting you for the next few days is seriously damaging your quality of life, proceed with caution to my sure-fire program. First, listen to The Hamster Dance 8-10 times. Do not drive, operate heavy machinery or get near rodents in the process. Give yourself two hours in a dimly lit room to let this song cleanse the target song from your brain. As the Hamster Dance infection begins to take hold, apply a liberal dose of Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Outta My Head" until the string urges to murder furry things subsides. Then, proceed with your day as usual, singing, "La, la, la, . . . " It's cute for a woman, but a little awkward for a dude.
xundria 5
lmfao perdix.. I lol'd at that =p
jgarciabu 0
ydi for dating and having sex with a dude who probably had the most disgusting genitals outside of the homeless
rohosoccer08 1
I rarely miss a shower but every once In a while 1 or 2 in a week, only because I have an infant and a toddler and there's just not enough hours in the day, but I don't think my husband hardly ever misses his showers. He actually works hard all day and sweats, where as I'm just sitting at home watching the kids.
sxychik 4
awww, that stinks =(
astro_plastic 0
So does having a fake picture AMIRIGHT?
braeleigh_king 0
how do you know her pictture is fake?
braeleigh_king 0
maybe she just used picnik. .. anyways who cares if it is out of a magazine, she can use whatever ******* picture she likes.
astro_plastic 0
"She" changed her picture since I posted that; it is a well known fact here on FML that 'sxychik' or however the **** they spell it is some random creeper who steals pics off of **** sites and shit.
braeleigh_king 0
that's ****** upp.
sxychik 4
this is my real one astro!!!
sxychik 4
and I don't steal pictures off **** sites! i'm not like that.
Midori_fml 0
YDI for even staying with him after learning about that. Once a month is so gross.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
aww I love your name. It means green right? :)
buggybeauty 0
YDI why would you want to be with THAT?
kazmokazmo 0
fake if not ydi for stayin with him