dumped
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fair enough
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml 0
And HE dumped you?
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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Stiffilz 0
why didn't u dump him first for being a rancid unhygenic hippy? ydi now get over it and find urself a real man.
wtfhowsad 0
and you are sad because???
missme2 3
who wants a bf that only showers once a month? ydi for sticking around with him after finding that out!
youthink_fml 0
YDI for dating a filthy pig.
Texaporte 3
You're better off without him. Frankly, I can't believe you didn't dump him first.
jtorres815 0
honestly thats gross, you should tell him to read this fml, what kinda of person is he? gross as hell needs to learn how to clean himself
lilbz76 0
I say ydi, then again maybe the dirty hippy was the only guy that would even give you the time of day. If thats the case, then you should have used your feminine whiles to your advantage. Only have sex in the shower,after driving through a car wash in a convertible, or stopping by the hospital for a sponge bath. This sounds like a bunch of crap, but ive heard dumber fmls, so to you I say stop dumpster diving for boyfriends!
Maynyrd 0
Why even date a guy who only showers once a month?
Vinto 0
First off, what is he French? Second YDI for dating a guy who showers once a month and YLS for dating a guy who showers once a month.
brightred919 0
EW