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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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And HE dumped you?

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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thats mean on one hand and gross on another. what id like to know is how long you and dirty boy were together for u to notice this. id also like to know why youd actually touch someone who dislikes cleaning any part of their person......its up to anyone to make that choice but damn....

quarterback7 0

agreed 28 well said

who cares bitch

Is he the OP who craps and licks his fingers? Bad hygiene is a MAJOR turn off :(

Is he Schizophrenic? One of the "side effects" is a fear of water and / or bathing.

beccaishereyay 11

ew

melsababe 0

u shud b happy it's done

THAT. IS. DISGUSTING!

Unless she wants to emphasize that the only thing she does is shower.

**** your life? No, **** *his* life... for being a disgusting asshat. You're better off with someone who knows the meaning of personal hygiene.