dumped
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fair enough
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml 0
And HE dumped you?
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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sparky831 0
stfu! wtf is wrong wit him! i shower even twice a day u kno time for a new bf buddy
gregsdaman 0
a bj will make it all better
lucidlucia 0
if u get into a relationship with someone intent on changing them, that relationship will fail. how did u fall for 'stinky' anyway?
penpendesrapen 0
if it was such a bother, why date him in the 1st place?
hockeymaster72 0
rule of thumb #285- don't date a guy who showers less than once a week.
SeximusPrime 0
Gross.
GinandJenkem 0
Dump your your boyfriend, Grotto,
bumchum 0
Omg OP how could you date a guy who only showered once a month ! I know what to do. get him turned on, get him naked, say you wanna do it outside and then blast him with a power hose outside :D
whatwhatbuttbutt 4
I like this!!!
Brittanysway420 0
Personally I would've dumped him after a week with no shower! How could you even be near him!?! Gross. I don't really see how this is fyl, you got lucky! lol
Simplyjulie 0
Thas why I'm so thankful I have a very loving Caring bf that loves me for me. Opposites attract. Whenever I get pissed he comforts me. it's hard to find any pod guys these days. But I would suggest moving on because there are plenty of fishes in the sea. If he dumped you then you too gd for him.
bugmenotmofo 34
Pod guys??