dumped
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fair enough
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml 0
And HE dumped you?
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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Gluevah 0
He only showered once a month and you didn't dump him first? :/ Dafux is wrong with you? You should thank him for releasing you from his cloud of funk.
tristan855 0
why would you go out with that guy?
tacoman007 2
Why can't you accept him for his unique self, rotten bitch! How many other chances will you get to date someone with a complete disregard for hygene?
Honduras_fml 0
#217 : Are you ******* serious ? It's not a question of accepting or not the guy. It's a question of self respect. Washing yourself only once a month makes you a gross character.
omg1tsj4cki3 0
YDI for not breakingg up with him first. he's obviouslyy nasty ahah xD ew.
Cakemama 0
Why were you with someone that only baths once a month? GROSS!
PrincessLily8402 11
Absolutely F***ing disgusting.
tonyhenz 0
there's probably wag more to itthen that you ****
niknik2014 1
thats disgusting if this is true and y would u stay w/ some1 who showers once a month
HunterAlpha1 8
and exactly why were you with someone who only bathes once a month? was he in a half-body cast or something? or hydrophobic? transported in time from the 1600s where they only bathed once a month? get real, you're way better off without him!
dannyswin 0
you got dumped by an arrogant stank ass? And your calling this an fml?!?!