dumped
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fair enough
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml 0
And HE dumped you?
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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TheWaaaaambulanc 0
No. 1 rule of dating: date someone who ******* showers.
Bruingirl103 0
u sure know how to pick 'em...
EricJ 3
It's an improvement in your life that you can find someone better.
Islander_fml 5
****, YDI for not breaking up with him sooner. That sounds disgusting.
wethequeens123 1
thts disgusting!
perdix 31
I once got dumped by a girl who didn't wipe. That did not make me cry. Our first and last attempt at anal did.
kk2krazee 0
Nasty ass...too bad it wasn't you who dumped him
Guerilla8 0
Yeah that's ******* weird. He should be showering once every two months.
ihatefrenchppl 0
I can't beleive a guy could get so upset over something like that. He was probably looking for an excuse to dump you.
rosa08 0
So..... what did you meet him on the lucky night that he showered? How could you not notice it from the start o_o