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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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And HE dumped you?

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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brandonm14 0

hahahaha I shower every day haha

hahahaha i don't see how that's funny haha

LOL at 102

that's terrible. disgusting. ugh!

YDI for not being in the kitchen.

That one hasn't been funny in years. Get creative.

Was it ever funny?

gregsdaman 0

not funny,don't quit ur day job

OhReally011 0

Oh He Knows Better That Is Not Cute At All

manderrzzbabyy 0

you are better off withoutt himmmm! EW

that's deliciously ravishing

That's just discusting. Be happy he dumped you. You shouldve dumped him for not having clean hygene. l

lickmyjock 0

it's disgusting just FYI

I don't think it's that disgusting if the dude is hot

mylifeisover1305 0

repeat

YDI for dating a hippy/hobo

aha clever #1. I see what you did there.