Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
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Luna33_fml 17
Be thankful it wasn't a highschool class or you would have woken with penises everywhere..
Pleonasm 36
Well, the ones who stuck around and tried to communicate with the office via walkie talkies sound pretty mature for their age, so kudos to them.
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Comments (121)
Too_tired 4
Wonder what the secretary thought when she heard three kids crying and said that the teacher was dead.
Shadow_Phantom 26
FYL, but it could have been worse, OP. I''m curious as to why you fainted, though. Scary. ._.
Sandsh8rk 36
#8 is female, not male...
The_Thinker 18
*If* you want to be male? Noor, you're on the internet. Now flaunt your e-penis for us all.
mattyiscool123 26
You were sick and teaching a kindergarten class not your best move
iLoveCookiezz 12
Oh my gawd that's hilarious
hanielfavela 6
If i were one of the kids, ill be with the group that left to play in the playground!X)
funnytimes300 4
At least some of the kids were worried about you,as for the rest of da class, they probably went to recess or lunch or a combo of the two. I hope you feel better
Sir_Swaggington 6
Well know you know which kids care about you lol. It's sweet that 3 were crying over your "death" and one revived you with water.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Well know you know which kids care about you lol. It's sweet that 3 were crying over your "death" and one revived you with water.