Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
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Top comments
Luna33_fml 17
Be thankful it wasn't a highschool class or you would have woken with penises everywhere..
Pleonasm 36
Well, the ones who stuck around and tried to communicate with the office via walkie talkies sound pretty mature for their age, so kudos to them.
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Comments (121)
merpherp 7
Epic
onorexveritas 24
I hope you don't lose your job
xr0517 10
they r just kids
Psych0siis_fml 1
I think this is one of the rare fml's that has truly made me laugh . Epicness at the highest level !
FalconWhitaker 20
Kudos to the kids who stayed. They did very well, even if they did think you were dead.
jtackle 2
Omg my teacher did that when i was a child. Talk about trauma. And it happened a few times. Poor kids....
derver26 3
Go home kindergarten teacher, you're drunk.
jadamsclassic 5
at least there were four kids that cared enough to stay and make sure you were taken care of...
noodledawg 1
Just goes to show how smart some children are when it comes to these kinds of situations. Defiantly have to reward those kids!
caitiebug1119 15
I'm impressed that some of the kids knew what to do. Maybe some of the kids that left were trying to find help. Give the kids that stayed to help an award, and awards to any kids that left the room to find help from the school nurse and other teachers. No awards to any kids that were just playing on the monkey bars.