Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
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Comments (198)
heatherewf 0
#20, what about the poor driving instructor? Today, I was doing my job, just like any other day, evaluating teenager's driving skills. For some reason, one of the girls decided to freak out about her hair being caught in the window. Rather than roll down the window, she decided the best solution would be to drive us into a concrete wall. Now I have (whiplash, broken nose, post-traumatic stress disorder, etc - insert your best guess here). FML
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
you want to know the funniest thing. op was a guy. so its even funnier
BigLord 0
what #2 said xD
stfuplz_fml 0
you're a dumbass.
iEuphorical 0
This is the first time I've seriously doubted an FML story. This just doesn't make sense. Your hair gets caught in the window.. Why would you thrash so violently that you actually manage to switch the car back into drive? Why would you thrash at ALL? No... no. There's just no way.
Chaith 16
AW! Come on. That uh... happens to everyone.
Seegtease 0
You deserved it. You also deserve to not have a license if you panic that easily. You're just a danger to the highway.
guitardedman 0
ydi for being a female behind the wheel of a motor vehicle
FrenchyTheFry 0
Oh my god. You are a prime example of why women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
SamuraiDeli 0
#31 wins.
Scribble 0
I also call fake on this one! Female driver getting complimented by the tester is a bs. (unless the tester was woman too I guess)