Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML
Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17
Photoshop his penis and make it look smaller.
elephantom12 9
Time to say good bye to him.
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Comments (75)
Xotoolyxo 16
Extremely creepy, could be considered cheating ?
PincessBoff 6
I would consider it cheating, in a way. I've been in one of these situations before but it wasn't online... It was on my boyfriend's phone. D:
StanSmith2013 26
Have people not learned how to browse the web privately yet? I bet you still use IE! Time for a death glare!
PincessBoff 6
You have a legitimate reason to leave his sorry ass. And if I were you, I'd do it quick.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Smile and tell him that you know for a fact, that at least three of those "girls" he was sending noodz to are actually men.
Hawaii84 16
I hope he is a teen as well if not then he is in some serious trouble seeking teen girls... Gross!
journeytotheend 16
Yet you still refer to him as "boyfriend"!! So YDI
SunAndMoon427 12
**** that, my bf would be gone in a second for that, there's one thing about making friends online, but doing that in a relationship is so uncalled for. I hope for your sake he's an ex by now.
Shmatterhorn 38
That is, he "used" to have friends on there. Time to say goodbye to that creep.
whY402Jay 12
Filthy. Leave his ass. He's the next guest on Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator".
charvisioku 22
Just hint that those photos could end up absolutely anywhere if he's not careful. Then dump him and sit with your laptop facing away from him with an evil smirk. Mutter "parents". That'll traumatise the little shit.