Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML
Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML
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Top comments
xrainbowshadowx 17
Photoshop his penis and make it look smaller.
elephantom12 9
Time to say good bye to him.
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doritowhore 9
Ask him how he would feel if you were flaunting yourself on the Internet.
andyyroxx 20
Glad you're makin' friends too, babe.
Born2die 11
I wonder what their "poke" feature is like
ICastillo 25
Your boyfriend is dumb, every guy knows you delete your history after you get off the ****.
Pyapi 20
What happened to incognito?
doritowhore 9
Or, you could introduce him to Rick Hansen...hmmm.
perdix 31
#17, Chris Hansen. So close to a thumb-uppable comment!
ICastillo 25
Hello I'm Chris Hanson. I'm with the tv show How to catch a Predator. What exactly did you have planned for the fourteen year old girl?
doritowhore 9
Yep, I just completely face-palmed over that one...Rick Hansen? Really? Maybe if I wasn't up so late on FML, I could achieve the rest I need to avoid making an ass of myself...
jessughka 10
Why don't you have a seat right over there?...just right over there. Take a seat
Meettitan 14
Why don't you have a seat over -- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!....
PenguinBitch 44
I bet he's one of those annoying trolls that goes on major websites and puts: " kik/text me. Trade nudes :)" ******* annoying.
PincessBoff 6
I bet you have the app called iFunny, and that you see close to nothing but kiks on there, too?
graphicstyle7 17
Don't you mean "ex boyfriend"?
Pharmgrl03 9
So your the reason we aren't friends on there anymore...
katykoolcat 13
Ummm and why you with a man who gives you stupid excuses
poccocurantes 7
Perfectly reasonable explanation. Who doesn't chat naked with their friends. Hey bros let's just hang out with our wangs out.
pattayarick 8
Don't you mean your ex boyfriend?