Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML
Today, I was visiting friends in the country, and the property next to theirs has cows. Bored, I walked over to the fence and looked at a cow, who trundled over to the other side of the fence. I then saw the farmer staring at me and for some reason I said, "Just saying hi to your cow!" FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I was supposed to be let the bull out of the trailer and head straight home. Someone didn't latch the gate, so it just walked through between pastures. The bull and a cow went through, a horse broke into the cow lot, and another horse had a meltdown and wiped out in mud after trying to jump the fence. I don't like beef cattle. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
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CrimsonNightmare 0
We all make moostakes
Keyman1212 14
Boy he must have really milked the situation to convince you that your bovine fear was irrational. He sounds like he must have given you some cheesy advice, to mootivate you over the fence. Unfortunately, you were udderly out of luck when attacked by a cow. I wouldn't call you a cow-ard. Just a pussy. Whoops. That's a cat.
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Comments (174)
Dogbite1313 5
Okay, why the hell would you do that, and are you sure it wasn't a bull that chased you. No just a normal dairy cow and do you know the difference?
touch_the_sky 7
I've always thought it would hurt the cow. I could be wrong though, I've never tried it.
StopDropNRoll 11
It can kill the cow because it can't get back up...
wriptidez 0
wow bad friend
RandomPotato 0
I have never seen someone attacked by a cow. My parent's friends have meat cows and I can go right up and pet them (if they're the friendly ones. If not, I have to catch them). I can even pet the calves. Are you sure it wasn't a bull, OP? If it was just a normal cow, then FYL.
patrickalamo 48
mess with the bull you get the horns
grizzly260 0
Are you retarded? If cows couldn't stand back up why are there people who's job is to get a bovine down and make it stay long enough to be branded and vaccinated? Sincerely, one bulldogger that's laughing at you right now.
Gfrigo 1
total jackass moment.
leemurcat 5
I had to pull a newborn calf out of the river by the field they were in once. They're heavy.. lol. But none of the other cows bothered me really. One of the bulls looked at me angrily though. And another male who was bottle fed as a baby got excited to see me thinking I had his food and so he started jumping and kicking around me. It was kinda scary but he didn't come close enough to hurt me. They're actually really sweet if they're taken care of. The calf I saved from the river has been bottle fed for two months now and she loves to be petted, and she moos like crazy when I walk away. It's cute. Most calves have to be bottle fed because cows don't make good mothers. They usually have their baby then ignore it. Or try to kill it.
lovebeecharmer 6
A good friend would sympathize. A best friend would rofl. Count your blessings, not everyone has a best friend :)