Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?
daniel_dd31 13
Doggy style so they won't see your face.
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Comments (99)
worldclassrager 41
Maybe some facial expressions in the mirror might change that..or try a different position...
lifesacircus 8
anytime a guy starts to make a funny face ive just kissed him... didnt want to end up in that awkward situation where I'd end up laughing/:
JaneChemi_fml 21
until she cries rape. then Tyrone can laugh at his face in the shower
archertheo 15
Had sex with three different victims? Way to go OP
tommygunkid 4
Well the quick fix is doggy style and reverse cowgirl
allliseee 8
find someone who will find your sexface attractive or change your sexface.
jrock9093 18
Don't feel bad a lot of women have horrible sex noises and faces just be happy your getting laid bro ;)
MadisonDerp 16
Why are their eyes open?? >.< id feel pressured if my partner stared at me during sex.
esserskat 12
I'm trying to imagin it but... Omg
icepick23 12
You had sex with three girls in a row today? You rock!