Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?
daniel_dd31 13
Doggy style so they won't see your face.
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Comments (99)
tranced_ 45
fake it ;)
illegalbeagle69 23
I'm pretty sure the problem isn't his lack of enjoyment..
Beepbeep7 14
Are you sure it's your face and not the sex?
Nyarlothatep 12
There is something worse than either his face or performance they could be laughing at..
Folly_fml 12
Gimp masks?
Soundslikeothers 15
Yep keep telling yourself that's what she's laughing at if it makes you feel better.
annie_nk 23
Eye contact during sex is awkward anyway. Laughing definitely doesn't help.
perdix 31
That's an odd comment coming from a married woman. Eye contact with a hook-up or a hooker (I just realized how similar those are!) can be awkward, but you'd think it would be part of love-making with a spouse.
JaneChemi_fml 21
yea. I have no problem looking my long term boyfriend in the eyes during sex. I thought that ass normal ;____;
perdix 31
"Ass normal?" Yeah, I know it's a typo, but it's hilarious in this context!
shutupmichaela 18
doesn't matter, had sex
tman1985 9
damn, beat me to it....
That_One_Guy1616 7
At least you're getting coitis
perdix 31
I read that as "colitis", yuck! Btw, it's spelled "coitus."
tman1985 9
I really hope op isnt experiencing stomach cramping, bloating, diarrhea, bleeding and such due to colitis specially during intercourse
MakeTodayADTR 20
My top 3 possible Op's: - Jim Carey - Kevin James - Russell Peters xD
perdix 31
Honorable mention: Rob Schneider.
cakefete2 31
And Bill Cosby. "oh pudding im about to pop".
DanielleinDC 34
Or Adam Sandler. Or any of the guys who appeared in "The Hangover" movies.
JaneChemi_fml 21
Bob sagget
Civilian 19
Laughing = Fun You must be really good :P keep it going
buckdharma 38
Do some people call you the space cowboy?
graceinsheepwear 34
No, they call him the gangster of love.
95DeVille 13
His name is actually Maurice