Get me out of here
Today, nothing changed. Today was the same, and I feel like I'm in a dark comedy version of the movie Groundhog Day meets The Truman Show. I hate dark comedies. I want my life to be canceled… I mean, this movie to be canceled. FML
Today, nothing changed. Today was the same, and I feel like I'm in a dark comedy version of the movie Groundhog Day meets The Truman Show. I hate dark comedies. I want my life to be canceled… I mean, this movie to be canceled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I’m just living. Nothing I want matters. Just the same repetitive thing day after day. What must I do for things to change? FML
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I don't know, I guess I'm just tired. Like everything I have done has been for nothing. Yet I can't seem to quit, it's like this is what I was meant for, to just suffer, I had absolutely nothing to do on a Thursday, All I do is go to the gym and come home, and just watch the paint dry. FML
Today, I realized that I could have slept all day yesterday and it would've changed nothing. I don't talk to anyone and I don't do anything. My presence or lack of presence in this world means nothing and affects nobody. FML
Today, I realized I hate my life now. Everything changed. My friends changed. I don't like Paris. It's cold and lonely. It's nothing like Emily in Paris. I'm overstressed with uni and my future. I want a break. FML
Today, if I was watching my life as a movie, I'd be thinking: "Come on, it is SO obvious that this will be a story about some gods having a bet about how fast they can get this woman to kill herself, and whether big things like health problems work best, or rather constant small annoyances." FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, and like most days, I spend my day pretending to be happy just so other people won’t suspect anything, then as soon as I get home I just collapse on the sofa miserable, and eventually fall asleep only to wake up the next day to do it all over again. FML
Today, I woke up and did the same thing I do at the start of every day: lie in my bed and stare up at the ceiling for who knows how long, all while contemplating how little I've accomplished in my life. Depression sucks. FML
Today, my psychologist canceled our appointment due to Covid. I'm a mess and was looking forward to our meeting, it's the only constant thing in my life. FML
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Chazzster 32
One old saying is that one definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. If you are not happy with your life, it’s time to try changing something. Don’t take foolish chances - That’s a way to make things worse. But it’s time to sit down and figure out a plan to get you to the place you want to be in your life. Then follow through on your plan, even though you will have to make adjustments as you go…
RichardPencil 32
Introduce Groundhog Day and The Truman Show to Squid Game. Cancellation will come quickly enough.
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Chazzster 32
One old saying is that one definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. If you are not happy with your life, it’s time to try changing something. Don’t take foolish chances - That’s a way to make things worse. But it’s time to sit down and figure out a plan to get you to the place you want to be in your life. Then follow through on your plan, even though you will have to make adjustments as you go…
RichardPencil 32
Introduce Groundhog Day and The Truman Show to Squid Game. Cancellation will come quickly enough.
core01 30
Up end that shit! Do something, anything, that changes your trajectory without ending your life.