Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am when the guy in the show I was watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’m seriously considering hiring a professional if you catch my drift. I try to put myself out there but I’m so self-conscious about my mastectomy scars that the thought of anyone seeing me naked sends me into a heaving sobbing anxiety attack. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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etoilenuit 15
:-( don't be so hard on yourself. No one is perfect.
ohcheriecherie 20
Sorry babe, I know that feel. That was how I felt when I was anorexic. You gotta love yourself...
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Comments (188)
nateclineo 2
I'm a guy & trust me.. If your not So self conscious, it's attractive, no matter how you look. You're beautiful in your own way!
perdix 31
The hard way: lose weight and get a good body. The easy way: Fantasize about plumpa-humpas, chubby-chasers, Harvey Whalebangers, etc. Much easier, and you'll find a dream lover who will accept you for who you are. He'll even call your rolls "curves" with a straight face.
marshmelo17 5
The post never said OP was fat. It said OP was self conscious about their body. Sex is extremely intimate and I'm pretty sure most everyone has something they're insecure about that they may not want someone else to see. Granted being too self conscious to even have imaginary sex with someone is on a whole new level of the low self esteem scale, I'm also pretty sure your attempt to tell a douchey joke didn't help OP's image issues.
perdix 31
C'mon! Anyone posting their tale of woe on FML thinking they are going to get love and support are more insane than those with body image dysphoria.
ntevrydynrmlguy 3
everyone is beautiful
megzzze 10
Today I realized how to spelled "realized"
journeytotheend 16
The world is a harsh place. You gotta learn not to give a shit what people think. It'll make life easier
dead_insects 18
very true...
yabbadabbadooyah 12
I agree completely, I find there's people that don't let things get to them, and they have a huge advantage over people who let things get to them, it's all just part of life, if you change your attitude you'll be happier.
Dale194 0
Don't be so hard on yourself. If its the right guy he's not going to worry about what you look like...he's just going to be so excited that it's with you! And plus, we are guys, if we are with a naked woman we are pretty darn happy!! :)
botdflove 4
I feel the same way
KiddNYC1O 22
You are very young. Keep your head up.
Fricktion 3
Basically what the others said. I can tell you one thing. I used to care what people thought. I stopped and got with more people with my no care/easy going attitude (quality girls too) than I ever would have caring. The world is messed up! Just relax. You might think people don't feel or sense it but they do!
conor12 5
Awhh... Im sure your being to hard on yourself you just gotta loosen up
thisgirlysfml 2
Me too