Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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flyboy57 0
Haha. YDI for planning it on game night.
009yp 0
can't stop a man from his football
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Comments (48)
hey5443 0
You have... I don't know waited until he came at least near your room.
amerthebomber 0
u shudve just went to sleep I bet it wud be better then having sex
Demotivator 2
You really want to be sexy... Walk in with nothing but his teams jersey
009yp 0
can't stop a man from his football
flyboy57 0
Haha. YDI for planning it on game night.
baden18830 5
football is fun to play. watching other people play it, however, is about as fun as getting kicked in the face. NFL fans will ruin the world yet. look on the bright side. if you like the NFL, at least the NASCAR fans are still dumber than you.
Rota 0
Maybe you shouldn't be so passive, go out there and tell him to **** you in the ass. If he's smart he'd come along, but make sure to record the game on the DVR.
EvilTonyBlair 0
there was a game what'd you expect?
akorpija 12
#5, you're #5, not first haha and what, did you expect him to use his psychic powers in order to know that you set that all up? hah
sparklemuffin 8
there is no #5 u r tard
OHIOxRAIN 0
First!!! Suck it and that sux
Captain0bv10us 0
Sir, you are not even close to first. And frankly, you're quite the failure. You may 'suck it'.
zack767 0
he proboly wouldn't just go to his room and football sucks but u could have done a sexy walk towards him and told him to follow u
playfuldesk 0
10th
picturetaker 0
lol, YDI for doing that on a game night. it would have been funny if he walked in with friends. gangbang anyone?