Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am when the guy in the show I was watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’m seriously considering hiring a professional if you catch my drift. I try to put myself out there but I’m so self-conscious about my mastectomy scars that the thought of anyone seeing me naked sends me into a heaving sobbing anxiety attack. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
etoilenuit 15
:-( don't be so hard on yourself. No one is perfect.
ohcheriecherie 20
Sorry babe, I know that feel. That was how I felt when I was anorexic. You gotta love yourself...
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Comments (188)
DarkJediLove 19
No worries most guys would be ecstatic to see your body especially in that situation!
gracehi 33
You know, whenever I feel ugly I just change my standard of beauty. Fat is where it's at! :)
mikeofthunder 13
Ah that is the coolest dinosaur I have ever seen!
mikeofthunder 13
Ah that is the coolest dinosaur I have ever seen!
br0ccoli 15
Just think of how good it feels. I'm not a guy but I'm sure that in the heat of the moment, he's not thinking about your cellulite or the 5 pounds you should lose, especially if he's imaginary. He's probably thinking, "Sex, sex, sex, sex...old man in a thong...sex sex."
gracehi 33
Oh yes, old man in a thong...mmmmmm....
TheDrifter 24
As a man, I find I am most often ovlivious to the fact those 5 lbs exist. I am also usually oblivious to the fact that a woman's favorite clothes don't fit the way they want unless I observe them having difficulties getting them on. My advice, ask a low level creeper for fashion advice, his point of view is almost guaranteed to make a woman feel better about herself.
misshighjinks 5
I have the same problem! You'll be fine just remember that you look the way you're supposed to and you should be comfortable with it. :)
Inediblepeaches 15
Hi there, Fluttershy. x3
rcgirl2 11
In the words of Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty. You are b-e-a-Utiful!
cadyt1234 11
Haha! I love that movie! And odds are, op is B-e-a-utiful. :) so you are right, even though I don't know you or op, lol
Enslaved 38
You know, you're probably your own worst enemy. Everyone has insecurities. Many times, guys get so caught up in the moment that you became perfect in their eyes. Hopefully you'll find that right guy and all your sexual inhibitions will disappear.
s0ulslack 20
Its called booze and/or drugs, try them and quit whining
rockerlove2013 6
Your soo heartless she has an issue with her body why do you have to be such a loser??
AznSamoan52 10
58) That's cause he has the same issue. He's just in denial.
bigcountry4life 3
Enjoy being alone. Do you have a cat? If not beat the Christmas rush to become the crazy cat lady.
kaylababyy111 2
Omg I feel the same way! Hahah