Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am when the guy in the show I was watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’m seriously considering hiring a professional if you catch my drift. I try to put myself out there but I’m so self-conscious about my mastectomy scars that the thought of anyone seeing me naked sends me into a heaving sobbing anxiety attack. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
etoilenuit 15
:-( don't be so hard on yourself. No one is perfect.
ohcheriecherie 20
Sorry babe, I know that feel. That was how I felt when I was anorexic. You gotta love yourself...
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Comments (188)
debins33 1
Learn how to spell, then you wont feel so dumb.
Kenton1008 21
She spelled every word correct, unlike you. It's "won't," not "wont." How hypocritical...
nevereyes 31
Try a different clothing style or hair color. Or find something your passionate about. I used to be extremely insecure, until I started dressing goth and painting.
freakincool 4
I totally know what you mean!
shaggan 6
I use to be 270 pounds with the local kids trying to kill me with sling shots and pelt guns. Im a 170 now and no one ***** around. I actual get looks from the girls now it's awesome. If you don't fear for your life. your life must be good!!!
dead_insects 18
Congrats on the weight loss, that's quite an achievement, and sorry about the bullying... people are pigs. Just realize you bettered yourself and they're still the same pathetic shitheads. If that's your cat in the pic, its adorable! ^_^
the_shrink 2
Try spending as much time naked every day as you can. Look in the mirror while naked at least 5 minutes a day, and point out at least one thing you appreciate about your body each time. You'll gradually begin to feel more comfortable in your own skin. Exercise, regardless of your weight, will also increase body confidence.
AmericanJedhead 10
If its gotten to that point, maybe you should get help...if not, you might end up with an eating disorder, or taking weight-loss/gain pills. (Depending on whether OP thinks that she's skinny or fat)
sistahlee 0
Dang dats tough.
msilikegrapes 8
if its something major that you can change then get up and change it. but id be willing to bet all the money i have which is about 200 dollars in spare change that guys dont notice the little things when youre standing in front of them buck naked
hateevryone 15
Been there and worse.
Valdrek 26
Pobodys nerfect