Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control, because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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starflake 3
Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.
Sawadee 0
No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink
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Comments (250)
Stephie_fml 0
Uh, seriously dude, you should be wearing a condom anyway to protect yourself from STDs :/
Exchange 0
You better be careful. You shouldve asked her first before you get into her.
NigNogIke 0
PEOPLE SAYING IT'S FAKE BECAUSE OF TITUS. so? how does that make it fake? maybe she's stupid and thought it works or was trying to be funny and actually used birth control
Ebby 0
For the future, if the girl says she'll take care of it, your response should be "I'd rather be safe than sorry" and then slip on a condom
Yug_Tnacifingisn 0
Go meditate on how being called "Daddy" will work for you! LOL!
InkGothical 0
=] I approve. I wouldn't do it. But I approve.
SaphireScorpion 0
This is why I'm worried about the "Male birth control pill" scientists are developing. It's pretty simple--as long as guys take it their "little swimmers" can't swim and presto! no babies! But I'm worried that every guy would say he's on it just to get laid with no condom, then disappear if a baby happened. The only person who can take responsibility for you, is you. Sad to say, you can't really trust anyone.
imkendra 0
This is so true. Men and women alike need to each do their part in BC if they both want to avoid pregnancy. You never know if one is not telling the truth, or if there is going to be some human error.
testing_fml 0
Whether he's on the pill or not, it wouldn't protect against STIs, so it'd still be perfectly reasonable to insist on condoms.
fckaduck 0
Umm that's definitely a question you ask before, not after. YDI
ezbz11 0
i'm pretty sure this is fake... i could swear that i've read this before somewhere...
ddldave 0
Not surprising, about 70 percent of the story here are fake. and about 90 percent of the story that makes top are fake.