Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control, because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Top comments
starflake 3
Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.
Sawadee 0
No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink
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Comments (250)
SheoDagana 0
Ah, women and their silly ways of trapping men... But YDI for falling into the trap.
rety1 13
lol. I think I'd have to get a hose and soap and a toilet brush and clean my stuff out of there asap....
guitar0501 0
what a ******* retard.
stevenmx86 8
For over a month huh? Finally dood can't believe it took a whole month!
Babygirl2338 0
sadddd.
narutou546 4
must be a hoe since y'all did it after only one month.
darlingdollie 24
Cover your stump before you hump!
beeboyaxl 2
Bahahahaha! win!
takeajoke 5
It's your fault you dated her for that long and did not realize she's a dumb ass girl.
havoc91 0
Dude I've been with my fiancé for 3 years and me and her haven't had sex with each other. Don't you ****** dare say finally in another post about getting sex! You better be a ****** father you immature selfish son of a bitch because you had sex with her and trusted her to actually be on birth control. Condoms are a mans true best friend when it comes to playing safe.