Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Jcsati8 0
someone smells like a bitch!
MaranDoll 0
Get some new deodorant? :P
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Comments (75)
effyourlife_ 0
you have a dog. you smell like dog. that's how it works. it's probably not even that noticeable. ever notice how other dogs sniff you forever if you have a dog yourself? because they can tell? i'm sure this blind person must have a higtened sense of smell seeing as she can focus on it more than her sight.
thelonelylurker 0
Oh no that's so embarrassing, I don't see how you can go on living after that traumatic experience!
SirAndrew 0
Well so what? Did you pet the dog?
Saiduck 0
wash your dog
Panicattackx5 0
Oh no! I bet they totally weren't joking! OH HOW COMPLEX
babyitsfact 0
maybe you should wash your hands and spritz some perfume on after you pet your dog.
Jessyca_fml 0
hehe maybe you just spend too much time with your dog and not enough time with regular human beings :)
takran 0
So you smell like your dog. How do FMLs like this make it through moderation? This is not an FML.
primogen18 0
Today, my owner came home complaining about a friend saying we smell alike. He never takes a shower, never wears deodorant, and smells like complete shit. FML
jahwn 12
At least he didn't say, " Is that the dog's ass?" that would've been even funnier.