Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Jcsati8 0
someone smells like a bitch!
MaranDoll 0
Get some new deodorant? :P
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Comments (75)
mustardandgravy 0
this made me laugh so hard thank you
Bertj 5
hahaha aww xD
88sforlife 0
Lol Never Mind Deodarant
kaitlyn3xo 0
ydi for smelling bad
ReignBeauxLord 0
eh, its not that bad. its not uncommon 2 smell like ur dog
1two3four5six 23
maybe she pets her dog alot, judgemental people. I have this adorable teacup yorkie and i like cuddling him and stuff so its not surprising i might sometimes smell like him
Miss_Birthday 3
That comment was stupid. He obviously spends time with his dog so no shit the smell will rub off on him. Even if he bathes the dog, the smell will come back. And blind people have heightened senses (besides sight, of course) so his blind friend would've been either confused or not recognize him.
Beck2209 0
Brag about your sight
Steffi 26
It's not unusual for the smell of your pet to rub off onto you.
pwntsk8er 4
Well someone's Terezi