Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Jcsati8 0
someone smells like a bitch!
MaranDoll 0
Get some new deodorant? :P
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Comments (75)
jackie27 0
how does she know what your dog(in specific) smells like?
SpunkT 0
#21, Dogs need baths. Yeah, they have a smell. But they shouldn't reek.
lovelylady123 0
its called a shower or cologne or deoterant or maybe u shoud try giving ur dog a showerr
LenWK 0
You must be white. Everybody knows white people smell like wet dog.
Tsukasa_fml 0
She was probably joking.
1Tsk 0
you should stop having sex with your dog then :p
NickAlert 1
Thats not bad. People who are around their dogs a lot tend to smell like their dogs
kabaloo_fml 0
Why is that an FML? It's normal to smell like your pet...
BackStopRefresh 0
Thats not bad at all, you do live with your dog. Correct? but maybe you should shower some more
JSmith08 0
well quit smelling like a dog