CANTTAKEMORE
Auckland, New Zealand
End of the road
Today, I seriously considered stepping in front of a car so that I could miss a few days of work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Work anxiety
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
I don't want to be here anymore
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML
julichlove
Louisville, United States
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Anonymous
Ashburton, Australia
Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML
Chops
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bystander
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
forgetable
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
sick
United States
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
JoblessandStupid
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Stockbridge, United States
Make a scene
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Top comments
abNormal62 23
Satisfy that urge by stepping in front of a parked car and then turn around and walk to the nearest employment center. No job is worth your mental health
Burton_Forever 23
Sounds to me like you should start sending in resumes if you're that unhappy with your current work place...
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Comments (54)
maroneuse 10
Looking for a new job is much better than harming yourself.
doglady 16
When I was a resident I was jealous of the patients because they got to lie down. I actually used to wish I'd get pneumonia or something and be just sick enough that I could stay home for a few days. Even now sometimes I'd rather fall down the stairs or something than go to work.
notbyalongshot 1
We've all been there
Rababco 29
I'm a little worried about your mental health, OP. It doesn't sound like you're suicidal but you are seriously thinking of harming yourself, which isn't good. Plus, you wouldn't know how badly hurt you'd get if you were hit by a moving vehicle. You could be seriously hurt or even killed so don't do it. You might want to take to someone.
Choco_Pie 7
Hang on there!