Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML
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Top comments
Crazynopantsman 11
I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.
Tempest559 12
At least they chose a subject the police know about.
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eccentrix 12
F their lives.
Matty1188 6
Depends on the age of the kids. But YDI for calling them idiots.
marisadc79 0
You're calling an innocent group of children idiots for something like that, really? They are kids for gods sake doughnuts are fascinating to them and they're repeating what they've heard so blame the parents if anything. I'd say you're the idiot.
connorfox 0
this is not just you country. if u said that you had never said anything like that when u were a kid, noone would believe you. cry about it
DelphiCat 17
Please, lighten the **** up, it is clearly a joke.
docscientist 10
I really don't know how many burning questions most kids have about cops. You picked an odd thing to despair over.
StzaCrack666 18
where i work a cop would get killed if he talked to the kids.
crip4life 2
The more I read these stories in the kids category, the more faith im losing in this generation of kids
ShelbyGray 8
Kids learn from their parents and assuming you're old enough to be a parent, that would mean your generation is the load of idiots.
Meyaa_Duhh 0
you shouldnt be calling them udiots you dick they are just kids !