Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML
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Crazynopantsman 11
I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.
Tempest559 12
At least they chose a subject the police know about.
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Comments (176)
hillorie 14
Who raised them bitch?
RedPillSucks 33
Being a cop involves hours of boredom separated by moments of absolute adrenaline and terror. Let the cops eat their donuts in piece.
Davick 0
you can thank sponge Bob for that. and to anyone who says there just kids try Finland kids and ask the same question you'll a much different answer.
stormchaser24 24
They are only kids. You may be over reacting. Are they 5-8 that is expected. Better than asking about drugs.
noisebox 1
Yeah but have you seen the cops these days ? Dangerous doughnut eaters
justinrich 0
Dude you are a ******* douche bag you deserve it for talking shit about kids remember those kids will be takin care of you when your in a nursing home
EduJav321 24
Did the officer answer the question?
TheSithAssassin 15
First, like so many others mentioned, you specifically use the terms kids. What did you expect? Second, if you're going to be so negative and have such a disheartening attitude I'm afraid you are more of a problem than anyone else in their lives. Instead of encouragement you sound like the kind of person who just sighs, rolls your eyes, and says something you think is witty and intelligent but only serves to put everyone else beneath your "level". Let me tell you the future doesn't look so bleak when the present is full of people like you.
droln4maltesers 8
Agreed! I am a kindergartener teacher myself and I am appalled by their actions.
TxCountryBeauty 10
You should take your job as an opportunity to change the future. You can impact those kids lives and you should take every moment to point them in the right direction...
phograph 5
They're kids, you asshole.