Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML
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Top comments
Crazynopantsman 11
I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.
Tempest559 12
At least they chose a subject the police know about.
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Comments (176)
angela3825 1
Well your generation raised those "idiots"! :D
EnzaiFreak 1
Well, donuts ARE pretty fantastic....
ActionManly 11
Apparently OP is the condescending asshole of the future of my country.
phograph 5
Well.. they ARE kids.. dumbass.
bioman250 10
Calm your shit man. They're KIDS. I sad that your the present of the country. Kids think stereotypes are funny. So did you when you were little any denial is a lie.
In_some_bullshit 13
On mobile, so I'm having a hard time seeing where OP is from but I can tell it's America... We're idiots. And for people saying stereotypes, No It's The TRUTH! Come to America you can be; a drug addict, neglect kids, abuse your children& the mother if your children, While collecting money/food stamps from the state... WHILE THE POLICE EAT DONUTS!! And just let "the people" break the "laws" they make-up and control the drugs &"medicine" they decide to make legal & illegal... Oh I HATE CORPORATE AMERICA!! I know I ranted... Hate on me if you'd like, IT WON'T MAKE CORPORATE AMERICA ANY BETTER! Oh Canada...
debins33 1
You cant even spell doughnuts Sir Isaac
TheVelocirabbit 10
I think they're spelled both ways.
Roflsauruz 12
It's the British(including Canada)/American spelling wars again. Just because we spell it different in our country that does NOT make it wrong... :/
Roflsauruz 12
Differently** Oops.
kiraleann 16
Oh please, OP, don't pretend as though when a fireman or a police officer came to talk to your third grade class you asked them about the insurance benefits.
lilpowers 3
Okay wtf?
gingerarmyboy12 0
The only problem here is u said my country... It's ours
caity_pie 12
Only if you live in the USA. OP most likely said 'my' because not everyone lives there...