Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML
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Top comments
Crazynopantsman 11
I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.
Tempest559 12
At least they chose a subject the police know about.
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Comments (176)
kaila332 0
Really Their just kids I wouldnt be talkin shit about the ppl who help u
PrayforMojo911 2
They are kids you ******* retard. Jesus Christ.
Dead_damion 0
Did you guys not remember that there ******* KIDS!? Nuff' said.
darnellq 13
I'll say it again, call a crackhead next time you need help. Me and all the other cops will be helping people who aren't so ignorant.
rainbowcabbage 4
Take a chill pill. They're just joking. I'm top of my class and that sounds like something I'd do.
lisamay 1
There was no need to call them idiots.
iwishicould 7
You're calling children idiots? That's a jerk move. Just because they are stereotypical now doesn't mean they are unintelligent or that they will always believe that.
babysittingfail 0
Amen!
babysittingfail 0
Hahahaha excellent!!!! ????????????????
babysittingfail 0
Let me add to my "amen!" comment.... I meant about the donut question because it is pure GENIUS!!!! That kid is gonna cure cancer. But seriously, if you call something so pure and innocent such as a child an idiot because of a lack of worldly experience when they've only just begun their time in the world, you've got some issues to work out with yourself....